January 2011
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December 2010
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Unemployment update: looking the part
Might I note that my belt still matches my shoes. Standards, people.
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Hey, Pat
Hey. Hi. Pat?
Remember, Pat, that day we arrived at my new apartment. Pat, do you remember how I joked they were hazing the new guy by giving me the parking spot between the big tree and green metal poles? And, Pat, we then made bets on how long it would be until I slammed my side mirror into one of those poles. Remember that, Pat?
Did either of us have today?
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Mini flight, big servings
Firestone 13 and 14 have arrived. Sobriety departing. All this in the name of having less stuff to move.
N.B.: lazy copywriters.
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nicknamesformarisa
I’m over on Twitter making up nicknames for Marisa Levine. This one was too long to tweet:
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glevinenan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
Worth it.
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Two nineteen ā em
Somewhere, on the open road, there is a big, burly truck driver trying to keep awake. To him, I recommend flu-powered fits of coughing. It works, I know.
Have you ever received a text message with the word “gipsters” in it before? If you do, the proper course of action is imagine several Ronald Reagans in tight jeans and deep v-necks. And laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and be...
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Enjoy? Enjoy.
[Song: “Song for No One” by Miike Snow]