whyamiinseminary:

The second best part about baseball season - OBERON

thank you kalamazoo

I’ll make this real easy: If you’re drinking Samuel Adams Summer Ale, then you’re wrong.

You’ll find yourself on the right path when you look in your hand and see Bell’s Oberon, Smuttynose’s Summer Weizen, or something that begins with Weihenstephaner.

3 out of 4 Google News headlines agree, WESH Orlando’s meteorologist is kind of a jerk.

Select text on a page. Click bookmarklet. Rejoice.

The bookmarklet is simple but it’s way more impressive than my Google skills because as I finish up here it looks like some jerk already created the same thing. Still, I like mine better since it has a pretty little arrow and I’ve removed the vowels to make it its own Silicon Valley startup:

→Ntflx

Know that you will find mixed results in the likes of GMail because they use frames and what not, ya nerds.

Applesauce.

[hark]

We don’t need any more poorly directed art films; we need more bitters. We always did.

Happy Day. (Taken with picplz.)

Calhoun does about four little jumps and arm flailing things before he remembers that he’s in the Hall of Fame and should show some composure.

(Source: youtube.com)

1 Samuel 17:49:

Reaching Driving into his shepherd’s bag the lane and taking out a stone a step back, [Kemba Walker] hurled [the basketball] from his sling the top of the key and hit the Philistine in the forehead game winning shot. The stone sank in, and Goliath stumbled and fell face downward to the ground.

I mean, it’s practically perfect. It’s a goddamned transcript of this one men’s college basketball game in this one Big East tournament quarterfinal matchup. That’s all.

Divine.