This is how you write a job listing

I’ve sifted through a lot of job listings in the past few weeks or so. As much as I need to prove my value to a potential employer, a company needs to show that it’s worth working for. If you’re a “hip web company”, then you need to know your space. This is a sign that you’re not and you don’t.

This is my roundabout way of getting to two points:

1. I’m interviewing these companies beforehand, and if they make it to my second round, I apply¹; and
2. This may be the best job listing that I’ve ever seen.

No words are wasted and everything is Crystal Pepsi clear. Also, I enjoy this gem:

Your grammar is impeccable. If you can write well, you can do other things well.