And here I had thought that Jack Daniels had cornered the market when it came to making your kids pass the fuck out. That corner just got a little bit more crowded.
Last month my cousin got married (not funny). As we sat in a church waiting for everyone to arrive and the ceremony to kick off, I started looking at the reading material on the backside of the pew in front of me. Among the books were some envelopes that the normal congregation could use to give money to the church.
