Ya smote!

1 Samuel 17:49:

Reaching Driving into his shepherd’s bag the lane and taking out a stone a step back, [Kemba Walker] hurled [the basketball] from his sling the top of the key and hit the Philistine in the forehead game winning shot. The stone sank in, and Goliath stumbled and fell face downward to the ground.

I mean, it’s practically perfect. It’s a goddamned transcript of this one men’s college basketball game in this one Big East tournament quarterfinal matchup. That’s all.

Divine.