The best of it: July 18, 2010 to July 24, 2010
Because I would never believe it if it was on a screen:
NETWORK NOTES: Too much. The whole photo thing while waiting for the john. Ick. Maudlin. It makes me feel sorry for her and now I’m getting a little creeped out by the detective. This is not blue sky. This is the opposite of blue sky.
ME: I was thinking of a Coldplay song over a montage.
NETWORK NOTES: Oh we love Coldplay. That’d be really powerful.
Because Art fights the good fight:
According to The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks (1948), vodka and vermouth together become a Bradford. Now that’s a drink name. It’s not a Vodka Martini. It’s a Bradford. There is no more need for question or argument; the issue has been resolved.
Language is a virus from 4th grade
Because it’s Dave Holmes:
I woke up one day a couple of years ago and everyone was using the word shitshow. Like, really glibly and casually, like they’d always been saying it. Oh, traffic was a shitshow.
