The best of it: July 18, 2010 to July 24, 2010
Because I would never believe it if it was on a screen:
NETWORK NOTES: Too much. The whole photo thing while waiting for the john. Ick. Maudlin. It makes me feel sorry for her and now I’m getting a little creeped out by the detective. This is not blue sky. This is the opposite of blue sky.
ME: I was thinking of a Coldplay song over a montage.
NETWORK NOTES: Oh we love Coldplay. That’d be really powerful.
Because Art fights the good fight:
According to The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks (1948), vodka and vermouth together become a Bradford. Now that’s a drink name. It’s not a Vodka Martini. It’s a Bradford. There is no more need for question or argument; the issue has been resolved.
Language is a virus from 4th grade
Because it’s Dave Holmes:
I woke up one day a couple of years ago and everyone was using the word shitshow. Like, really glibly and casually, like they’d always been saying it. Oh, traffic was a shitshow.
Assign yourself one (1) point every time you answer yes to a question. At the end of the quiz, tally up your score and we’ll see where you stand.
- Do you take any care when considering the beverages you’re about to poor down your gullet?
- Do you live in or around San Francisco or do you visit the Bay Area at least once a year?
Total up your points and add one because you like the name Camper English. You do; there’s no point in asking.
If you scored one (1) or more points, then you passed the Alcademics Quiz. To collect you prize, head over to Alcademics.com and hit the RSS feed button on the right side of the page to start having delicious, delicious, boozy knowledge poured into your reader of choice daily (or close to it).
