Television shows the old guys sitting next to me at this cafe like

• Mike & Molly
• Frasier
• The Dick Van Dyke Show
• Hawaii Five-0 (reboot)

All other writers and producers, your bar has been set.

My burden

My dad is a good man. He is. But every once in a while he spouts vile hate speech about mushrooms. I tell myself it’s because he grew up during a different time, but honestly it tears me up in side.

nicknamesformarisa

I’m over on Twitter making up nicknames for Marisa Levine. This one was too long to tweet:

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glevinenan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

Worth it.